Oh shit Benedict Cumberbatch is Sherlock? Why did...
Excuse me while I drown myself in his silky smooth voice in every episode available on Netflix.
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
Man goes insane and murders his roommates.
Roommates suspected to have been unaware as they were too involved in fan fiction and call of duty.
Soft shell turtles are fast as hell when they wanna be.
claydols: who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
melodyquill: the-strider-strudel: dreamofserenity626: nooby-banana: you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y YOU CAN WALK DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY D I A G O N A L L ...
Josh Olson Tumblr.: Date a girl who takes... →
deathandexcuses: lafilleimaginaire: Date a girl who takes photographs. Date a girl whose favorite sound is the click-click of the shutter as it closes and opens to capture a memory. Date a girl who sees the wonder in the simplest things. Date a girl who looks at the world and wonders how to put a little of herself in it. You might find her in the park, lost behind her lens, the world a blur...
elliotsmustache: OH MY GOD I’M WATCHING CARD WAR ARE FINN AND JAKE PLAYING MTG MY DREAM COME TRUE Floop the pig!